You've scrimped and saved. You've opened new lines of credit. You've denied yourself so many things to finally afford your dream bike. The dream bike.
It's rumored that the carbon tubes were designed by aerospace engineers. No doubt, every piece of the bike has been worried over and perfected. I mean, look at that parts spec! Professional athletes have ridden your bike over the Galibier during product testing, hitting 65mph on the descent. Velonews even called your bike, the greatest thing ever made.
So, what type of storage do you put on a bike of this caliber? Might we suggest the Arundel Uno?
How dare you, sir! How dare you impugn upon my suggestion!